Ever wonder about the sex lives of your favorite comedians? Wonder no more:
"He pushes in my nipple like it's a button and with each push my nipple makes a different sound — a foghorn, air fart, elephant. The anticipation of what the next sound could be becomes a ticklish, giddy expectation."
We don't know about you, but the CC Insider is never looking Christian Finnegan in the eye again.