The Roast of Pamela Anderson: What DIDN'T Courtney Do?
Ah, Courtney Love. For the past 10+ years she's been the world's go-to gal for stories on drugged up/drunked-up/crazed behavior. Need an anecdote about high-pitched screeching mixed with the throwing of personal effects with a smear of red lipstick? Done aaand done!
This past Sunday Courtney didn't try to steal Pamela Anderson's spotlight so much as knock it over, put it in a stranglehold and spill bourbon all over it. Instead of reporting on all her typical Courtney behavior, we've decided to make a game of this entry. We'll make a list of the things she did at the Roast, and then for giggles we'll throw in one thing Courtney DIDN'T do at the Roast. You can decide which is which. Invite some friends over, make a game of it!
Did Courtney Love:
-Tell comedian Eddie Griffin that he was "cute" and "African American" and then proudly proclaim that she had been to jail?
-Take off her sweater and throw it across the stage?
-Quote Chris Rock's bit about a woman over forty's breasts not being "community tits" anymore and then proceed to lift her shirt?
-Find a small, cancer-ridden puppy under her seat and nursing it back to health by cradling it in her bosom and singing it a stirring rendition of "Que Sera Sera?"
-Lift her skirt repeatedly, at one point even sticking her finger out to simulate the male genitalia?
-Primp Pamela's hair during a commercial break and then claim it was "too big" when the cameras were rolling?
-Make an off-color remark to our interviewer involving Harvey Weinstein and a party at the Four Seasons?
-Point to her nosejob as the reason she's gotten as far as she has?
You can watch coverage of the Roast tonight on The Insider (no relation) on CBS. Check local listings for time.
The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson premieres this Sunday night at 10p / 9c.