The Rolling Stones teach Carlos that drugs keep you alive for a long time, when used appropriately.
What do animals really want? Less Ashton Kutcher, for one thing…
Catch Carlos TONIGHT on FSN's "Best Damn Sports Show Period" at 10:30 pm (ET/PT). That's Fox Sports Network for the non-frat boys out there.
Tags: Mind of Mencia

lol I agree with the pets. Less ashton
Clarification: it is not "Mind of Mensa", but "Mind of Mencia"-right? Just making sense of a horrible realization that briefly came to my mind before I realized the mix-up. I agree drugs obviously had some benefits here. Charlie Watts is older looking than any old person I know, and still there he sits playing the drums, looking like an old beat poet (he looks older than even William S. Burroughs who is dead). Apparently his drums are now officially considered an antique-some historical artifact or something. They must be transported between gigs with special care as they are under protection by the British Museum, I believe.
carlos great shows, you hit it right on the head.when are you going to "beanerize" our good american(if you like that Frito Bandito cheesey moustach bitch look)Geraldo Hervara??most people we know believe him to be a hypocrite and a scumbag traiter to his heritage. thanx Angelo (no Im not a beaner)
It was great to see Adam & Jimmy the other night on Adam's show. In the future it would be great if the Man Show with Adam & Jimmy returned. That was one of the funniest shows of all times.