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Rumsfeld's introductory remarks also included a few jokes:
"You know, both my parents were chinese and when I was born they named me Sum Ting Wong."
The crowd's less than enthusiastic reaction sent him searching for a better punch line:
"When I was young and my friends and I would play cowboys and indians, I was always a Chinese railroad laborer."
At this point two more gongs were sounded and Chuck Barris introduced the next speaker.