
Adam Sandler is officially a father, according to his website. And, because he's a comedian, the press is having a lot of fun with headlines and ledes. Obviously, reporters are well known for their keen sense of a well-placed joke, so let's see what they came up with.
Sandler: Real-Life Big Daddy
Adam Sandler Becomes A Big Daddy
Adam Sandler becomes real life "Big Daddy"
Sandler's a 'Big Daddy'
Adam Sandler – Big Daddy for Real
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Moron dad has first baby
You see, the joke here is that he was in a movie called Big Daddy (and, apparently, he a moron or something).
Man, that's really hilarious. Nice work, press!
Your Muslim Daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.