Agent Kornfeld: Dog in a Shell
Agent Dave Kornfeld, uber intern-at-large and co-editor of U Penn's humor mag, The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl:
Some things are meant to be together, and I can't think of a better example than dogs and shells. You all probably think I'm talking about dogs ON shells or dogs NEAR shells. Amateurs. Before you miss the point completely, do yourself a favor and check out the exquisite crafts at dog-in-a-shell.com. That's right, IN a shell.
The website boasts "No two shells are exactly alike. There is no such thing as a 'second' because nature doesn't have seconds." Fair point, but at the same time dogs can't live naturally in shells. Their pee would get stuck.
If nothing else, check out the creepy specials halfway down the page, "Full Body Pets Just $13.95!" and "Head Only Just $19.95."
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