comedy central insider
Agent Dave Kornfeld, uber intern-at-large and co-editor of U Penn's humor mag, The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl:
Some things are meant to be together, and I can't think of a better example than dogs and shells. You all probably think I'm talking about dogs ON shells or dogs NEAR shells. Amateurs. Before you miss the point completely, do yourself a favor and check out the exquisite crafts at dog-in-a-shell.com. That's right, IN a shell.
The website boasts "No two shells are exactly alike. There is no such thing as a 'second' because nature doesn't have seconds." Fair point, but at the same time dogs can't live naturally in shells. Their pee would get stuck.
If nothing else, check out the creepy specials halfway down the page, "Full Body Pets Just $13.95!" and "Head Only Just $19.95."
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okay everyone…do not panic, but there are aliens impersonating as humans and they are starting to make crafts out of our pets. They seem to be incognito as people who like arts and crafts. If you see an ad, or odd photos of babies dressed up as flowers, bugs and little butterfly's and stuff, call the authorities immediately as it is the work of sub-alien activity.