Bear

Sometimes a headline can be duplicitous, which leads to misunderstandings and ultimately disappointment. For instance, I was incredibly sad to realize a supermodel and sea mammal had not mated. Imagine my disappointment when I realized Angelina Jolie didn't actually give an interview about the placenta and fetal membranes expelled from her uterus. Or that she wasn't literally "on" her babies. You get enough tattoos and vials of blood, and I'll believe just about anything.

Today's most confusing headline, and story, for that matter, is this gem about a bear, a sexy trap, and declining an offer from a thirteen-year-old TV star.

You figure it out.

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