June 28, 2006 11:40 am
Kittenpants
Kittenpants
First Connie Chung lost her mind. Now Maury Povich has exposed the world to pickle-phobiacs. I wonder what dinner conversation is like at their house. I imagine it takes place on the floor, in a round room where Con and Mo-Po eat hamburgers with giant sporks as their pet monkey flies a spaceship round and round, above their heads.
Seriously, though. Pickle Phobia? This woman is not afraid of mad-cow disease. She isn't terrified of the sharp and multi-bladed artichoke. She has no concerns about the danger of putting ketchup on hot dogs. She's screaming bloody murder about a well-rounded cucumber in a salty brine.
I kind of hope she gets pecked to death by that Vlasic stork.
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pickle phobia…okay these people or whatever,it seems to me are just trying to make up for the attention they did not get when whining to their mother about the wee pickle spiked with a toothpick on top of the grilled cheese while at the mall cafeteria or something…maybe one day she said "just eat the pickle, or throw it away you little sissy!" because maybe her husband was @#$%^&^ her sister, or her oldest kid was a crack attic and these selfish pickle phobes are navel gazing over being injured over a wee pickle on a sandwich at the kmart cafeteria. The world is in chaos, who knows if osama bin laden will ever get so sick of living in a tent with the same people day in and day out, so he surrenders himself to avoid watching akhmed chew his naam and hummus the same way everyday, floods are happening all the time. Pickles? Who cares about your pickles stick them where the sun don't shine…take up a hobby or solve crime or just do nothing, anything is better than talking about the ails of pickles.
I hope the pickle lady was never molested with a cold Dill, because that's the only thing that would make her behavior acceptable.
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT PICKLES!