"I've seen no comic that can match a professional DJ." At what? DJing? That would kind of make sense. If you're saying that DJs are better than comedians at, say, chicken sexing, well now that would warrent research.

Oh, and I'm guessing you're not one of the "us" making "thousands of times more than you." Because I've met profesional DJs. And they tend to have a sense of humour.

taking cheep shots at some of the hardest working entertainers in the world some of us making thousands of times more than you only raises our hackles.

you want to hack on something, don't pick on a industry that works as hard as HACK comics, who does the same amount of work as any HACK comic does… in fact usually on average, has more fans…

or is that it? are you hurt that you can only make the cheep joke… while the rest of us DJs hammer away and do our best…

now, I'm not trying to hack your industry… I've been there…

but other than respectable professionals, I've seen no comic that can match a professional DJ.

and if you want the challenge… I'll give you this.

A Professional DJ can do a weekly night for 8 hours.

Match it. i DARE you.

till then STFU.