Corn Mo has the answer for you.
You may have seen Corn Mo at Bonnaroo, or with They Might Be Giants, or on Jimmy Kimmel Live singing about Gary Busey. But what you really need to see is this magical motivational rant intended to inspire you to follow your dreams. It sounds (pardon the pun) corny, but it's delightful, funny and heartfelt. It's all that, and Mo.
Tags: Funny Internet Thing, Jimmy Kimmel, Video

F*ckin BURN! Colbert just lit those poser
news wannabes up. He might as well just walked onto there show and slapped the piss outta them. So kudos to you truth teller!
Just whatch fer those pesky bears.
I *LOVE LOVE LOVE* Corn Mo! I used to see him all the time when he lived in Denton. I got to see him open for the Polyphonic Spree and for Wesley Willis as well as a few shows where there were hardly any people there. But he was there, and his cymbal and accordion, and it was beautiful.
Corn Mo is my hero. Seriously. It even says so on my MySpace profile, so you know it has to be true. I love this man more than you could know.
Please tell him we miss him in Texas.