Countdown: 16 Days to Snakes on a Plane!

Oh my God! This is so exciting. We're already one day closer to the premier of Snakes on a Plane. It seems like only yesterday when we were nearly three weeks away from opening day. Now, we're just a little more than two weeks away. Time really flies, doesn't it?

If you're like us and you can't wait to see Snakes on a Plane, maybe you'd like to eat Snakes on a Plane. (Well, it's a long shot, but maybe.) Badguys.org has gone through the trouble of providing us all with a special recipe based on what will surely be the greatest movie that involves Sam Jackson, ophidiophobia and pteromerhanophobia of all time.

All you need is…

• a french baguette (the plane)
• red and green spaghetti, (the snakes)
• spaghetti sauce (the gore, presumably)
• olive oil (uh, the…fuel for the plane)
• a clove of garlic (the stench of horror?)
• butter (the rich, fat decadence of a society that has become dependent upon more and more expensive, though hardly necessary, modes of transportation, while people in Third World countries often cannot even afford to buy shoes to walk the three miles of dilaptated roadway to the factory in which they are employed and exploited)

It's delicious!

(For more movie-related detritus check out Movies on comedycentral.com.)