m.. nice post man.

I went to the show last night and I didn't find it funny at all. Well, the opening acts were great, but for Carlos what a sell out. I am mixed and I am so sick and tried of the word Ni??a. Everyone wants to say it. I am not one of those black power people at all. But I see people of other races yearning to say Ni??a. They can't wait for a song to come on so they can say I was just singing. Regardless it is a black word, no Carlos you aren't black. Your just a minority which doesn't give you the right to say ni??a either. You maybe brown but your a different brown. Ni??a is the most powerful word that the the USA has, which I don't understand why you as a minortiy you would want to say ni??a so much, more so than any other racial remark. You even got mad because Emienm doesn't say it, why would he want to say a word that can affend his fans or influence people to say a word with so much power. Maybe if you were black or even understood black people (apposed to thinking your so down) you could understand. A few times – whatever- but the whole show give me a break. The funniest black comedians (Richard Pryon and Eddie Murphey) don't say it as much as you did. I bet you won't go into a black area talking that way or even a black audience. I understand that you are speaking for the white man but you a minority, and that white man that your selling out for won't be happy when your fu??ing his duaghter. You made the biggeted white folks in the audience feel like an Italian who just saw Rocky for the first time, ready to walk out and talk shit to get their a?s kick because you made them think that it is okay. The white man doesn't have it hard, this is a white mans world. Are you running for congress or something. Even if I didn't get affended by your show lastnight it wasn't funny you dragged on with your brown nosing for so long. And having shit stains in your underwear is not normal.

I went to your show late show in El Paso, man you rock, I have been laughing at stuff you said todayl. I have to admit you are a class act and a genius for putting reality and humor together, if I had to bet money on your education I would say you went to Catholic School. Thanks for saying things as they are and having a way to make folks laugh at reality, keep it up.

HEY CARLOS, I LOVE YOUR SHOW,AND YOU ARE VERY TALENTED, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEAK THE TRUTH, WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL EVERYONE THAT YOUR REAL NAME IS NED HOLNESS. YOU ARENT MEXICAN, YOURE HONDURAS AND GERMAN ? WOULDNT THAT MIX OF CULTURES BE ENOUGH OF A BASIS FOR GOOD COMEDY ? DAVE CHAPPELL, JERRY SEINFELD AND EVERY OTHER SUCCESSFULL COMEDIAN HAS MADE IT BEING WHO THEY ARE, WHY DO YOU FIND IT NECESSARY TO CREATE A FAKE PERSONNNA ?

HEYYYY CARRRRRRRLOSSSSSSSSSSS, I just got home from the show you did in Wichita, Ks. I've gotta tell you that my stomach still hurts from laughing so much. Your show was great and I can't wait for the next time that you come through again! The thing that I love most about your style of humor is that it's all true! (I pity the foo who can't laugh at himsef) So while you are in hell soaking up all the rays for teaching the retarded kids to say dee-dee-dee to each other, I'll be right there with you for teaching my three year old grand daughter to say it to her mother!!!

Yo Carlos you should make room on your tour to come up to the great state of Vermont and have the show at the University of Vermont in Burlington. I love your humor man, most everything you say is like my thoughts but with an ingenious creativity. I garuantee that your show will sell out. This is my last year in school and I have seen two of my favorite comedians while in school so far, both were excellent. They were Dave Chapelle and Bob Saget. Having the chance to attend a show of yours would make my time in school worthwhile. Also as an anthropology student I have great appreciation for your observational abilities. If need be you should drop one of your dates in America's armpit to make room for a trip to the state referred to as "God's Country."

Hey Carlos,

I love your show! I think the reason I like it so much is because you keep it real, and not that many people on television are brave enough to do that because every body are such DEE DEE DEE's! Lord, if you want to meat some real DEE DEE DEE people, you should be where I'm at. I'm 14, so I'm still in school right, well I had realy long hair and I cut and died it, and went back to school somebody actualy had the nerve to walk pu to me and ask, "what happend to your hair?" DEE DEE DEE!!! The sad thing was that more than one person asked me that. Well, any way I realy hate stupid people. Now, I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'm not as blunt as some of the other num nuts im my class. But anyway, LONG LIVE YOUR SHOW!!!