September 13, 2006 5:04 pm
posted by: Kittenpants

Canoe
Sometimes something awful is something not so awful. Take these fake IMDB.com listings on the Something Awful website. My favorite so far is CANOE:

Tagline:
Some secrets are best left a forgotten secret.

Memorable Quotes:
Jennifer Gransom: She's gone!
Vic Lafferty: Megan?
Jennifer Gransom: That canoe…took her!
Vic Lafferty: A canoe can't kidnap someone.
Jennifer Gransom: (terrified whisper) This one can.

AMDB Trivia:
During shooting actor Joaquin Phoenix found a nest full of orphaned baby owls. Phoenix kept the baby owls in his shirt pocket throughout the shoot, pausing occasionally mid-scene to chew up a baby mouse and spit it through a straw into the waiting mouths of his adopted owls. A good eye can spot the owls looking over the hem of his pocket in several shots during the square dancing scene.

There's way more to see – check out the website. Thanks to Uncle Sloppy for the tip.

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Comments (2)
Posted by ccinsider on September 14, 2006 at 12:02 pm

Mandy is really funny, but this was Darci Ratliff, aka "Kittenpants", who blogs here every weekday! Yay!

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Posted by Shakti on September 13, 2006 at 6:07 pm

so funny as always. thanks Mandy!

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