Comments on: Stephen Colbert Has America By the Ballots http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2006/10/09/stephen-colbert-has-america-by-the-ballots/ The blog by and for comedy nerds. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:14:18 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: WILLIAM LAWSON http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2006/10/09/stephen-colbert-has-america-by-the-ballots/comment-page-1/#comment-15888 WILLIAM LAWSON Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:42:10 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2006/10/09/stephen-colbert-has-america-by-the-ballots/#comment-15888 DID YOU MISS THE NEWLY DISCOVERED REPORTS TO KING GEORGE ON THE INSURGENCY IN THE COLONIES? THE GENERALS COMPLAINED THAT THE INSURGENTS DO NOT STAND UP AND FIGHT (FAIR) LIKE MEN. THEY RUN AND HIDE INSTEAD OF STANDING THEIR GROUND (LIKE PROPER TARGETS). "DO YOU THINK THAT YOU NEED MORE TROOPS?" THE GENERALS ARE ASKED...AND "HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON? ... AND "WHAT IS NEEDED TO CONTAIN AND DEFEAT THESE SHOELESS REBELS?" WHAT ABOUT THE "GREEN ZONES" THE GENERALS ESTABLISHED FOR THEIR SOCIALS? WHEN THE GENERALS ASKED FOR INSTRUCTIONS, KING GEORGE CONTINUED TO DEMAND THAT THEY "STAY THE COURSE!" AND THEY DID. --IN COSTUME. DID YOU MISS THE NEWLY DISCOVERED REPORTS TO KING GEORGE ON THE INSURGENCY IN THE COLONIES? THE GENERALS COMPLAINED THAT THE INSURGENTS DO NOT STAND UP AND FIGHT (FAIR) LIKE MEN. THEY RUN AND HIDE INSTEAD OF STANDING THEIR GROUND (LIKE PROPER TARGETS). "DO YOU THINK THAT YOU NEED MORE TROOPS?" THE GENERALS ARE ASKED…AND

"HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON? … AND "WHAT IS NEEDED TO CONTAIN AND DEFEAT THESE SHOELESS REBELS?"

WHAT ABOUT THE "GREEN ZONES" THE GENERALS ESTABLISHED FOR THEIR SOCIALS?

WHEN THE GENERALS ASKED FOR INSTRUCTIONS, KING GEORGE CONTINUED TO DEMAND THAT THEY "STAY THE COURSE!" AND THEY DID.

–IN COSTUME.

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