October 31, 2006 2:37 pm
posted by: Dennis DiClaudio

Indecider

Binladen AFGHANISTAN? – Osama bin Laden, leader of al Qaeda and the man behind the attacks on the World Trade Center five years ago, briefly came out of hiding today to throw his support behind Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, Jim Webb.

In a short press release the nomadic terrorist stated:

Praise be to Allah for the Los Angeles Times /Bloomberg poll which shows Democrat Jim Webb making strides towards overtaking his opponent, the incumbent/infidel, Republican George Allen.

I am calling upon all Virginians above the age of 18 to heed my wishes on November 7th, and cast your vote for Jim Webb, (may God have mercy on him), for it is he that al Qaeda and the Blessed prophet Mohammed are officially endorsing for the Senate in the state of Virginia in the Land of the Great Satan. And all that business with the novel excerpts was just nonsense. Please! It's a book.

In conclusion, I tell you in truth, that your security lies within your own hands. So, don't be stupid. Or else.

I'm Osama bin Laden, and I approve this message.

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Posted by ned510 on October 31, 2006 at 11:03 pm

thank you for the needed guidance. could the bearded hero also bless mrs vice president, lynne cheney, or is she destined to become one of the heavenly virgins waiting to gratify our holy martyrs?

she does look as though she hasn't gotten any in a very, very long time, so that may qualify her.

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