October 31st 11:48AM by
Dennis DiClaudio
Pundit or Primate?
Sean Hannity is an outspoken right-wing conservative political pundit on Fox News and the author of two books. The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is a subspecies of G. beringei that can be found in the forests of eastern Africa. Can you pick out the differences?
- Is closely related to humans and is considered highly intelligent.
- Hosts the annual Freedom Concert, which provides college scholarships for the children of fallen U.S. soldiers, at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey.
- Co-hosts one of the top three cable news programs.
- Is endowed with a semi-precision grip, which allows him to use simple tools and occasionally weapons.
- Tends to be sociable and peaceful.
- Signed a 25 million dollar contract to continue his radio show through 2009.
- Will bare his teeth, beat his breast and scream when challanged by an outsider.
- Dropped out of New York University to pursue a career in radio.
- Walks on all fours with the fingers of his forelimbs rolled into his hand, supporting a good deal of his body weight on his knuckles.
- Runs a right-leaning dating service on the radio with the intention of providing a "place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet."
(Answers: Hannity: 2,3,6,8,10; Gorilla: 1,4,5,9; Both: 7)
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