November 1st 2:05AM by
Dennis DiClaudio
Pundit or Primate?
Bill Maher is the liberal/libertarian host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO and the internet-only talk show, Amazon Fishbowl. The Vervet Monkey makes up the entirety of the genus Chlorocebus, and can be found in sub-Saharan Africa and some islands of the Caribbean. Can you pick out the difference?
- Spends most of his days on the ground, feeding, and then returns to the trees to sleep at night.
- Mates indiscriminately with a number of different females.
- Considers Ann Coulter to be a close personal friend.
- Caused a controversy when he compared retarded children to pet dogs.
- Has a tendency to fall into drinking binges, usually fuel by alcohol stolen from tourists.
- Is regularly groomed by subordinates.
- Has a bright blue scrotum and a red penis.
- Is an outspoken supporter of the death penalty, legalized abortion and euthanasia.
- Started his career as a stand-up comedian, and began performing on the Tonight Show in 1982.
- Mostly eats grasses and fruits, but will also eat small vertebrates and insects on occasion.
(Answers: Maher: 3,4,8,9; Monkey: 1,5,7,10; Both: 2,6)
See also: Sean Hannity or Eastern Lowland Gorilla?
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