posted by: comedy central insider

Rummy

Our Token Conservative, Michael Brendan Dougherty

The buzz I'm hearing from a friend, and a totally unconfirmed White House source (remember Comedy Central doesn't have journalistic standards), is that Rumsfeld will be out of the administration tomorrow.

This is a shocker even to the totally unnamed source in the White House. Already, we are seeing reports of a White House Press conference scheduled for tomorrow at 1 p.m. Could this be it?

Should you trust me? Well, earlier I broke the news (from a reliable mother) that Sue Kelly would lose in the New York 19th. And now even True Republican believer K-Lo at National Reviews's The Corner, is saying that Sue Kelly is a loser.

Suck it, Drudge!

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Comments (32)

Posted by Iraqed in my pants on November 8, 2006 at 12:19 am

Maybe I'm wrong here but it seems to me he basically hasn't been coming to work for the last 4 years so what is changing tomorrow?


Posted by I like Vietnam war era softcore porn on November 8, 2006 at 12:23 am

WEBB HAS TAKEN THE LEAD!!!! Virginia may not be the hotbed of idiocy and racism it has always been celebrated for!


Posted by Running the Voodoo down on November 8, 2006 at 12:28 am

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?


Posted by Phusion on November 8, 2006 at 2:26 am

Mmmm… meat


Posted by Megan on November 8, 2006 at 1:34 pm

wow. congrats on the scoop :)

Best news conference ever.


Posted by Kevin Jones on November 8, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Impressive. Were you really the first to report this?


Posted by Justin on November 8, 2006 at 3:07 pm

We are awesome


Posted by Ahmed Shihab-Eldin on November 8, 2006 at 3:30 pm

I am impressed but not surprised that you had the scoop–and what a scoop it was. Keep it coming…


Posted by Rich on November 8, 2006 at 3:42 pm

Holy crap.

Best fake news team in the business, for sure. And great news too!


Posted by El Payo on November 8, 2006 at 3:45 pm

Mark Helprin: CCInsinder Blog rules our world.


Posted by francine hardaway on November 8, 2006 at 3:54 pm

Power to the people!!!


Posted by Queen Lena on November 8, 2006 at 3:56 pm

The fact that Comedy Central got the scoop makes my heart sing!


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