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How, exactly, did the Comedy Central Blog scoop the media on Rummy's step-down? Here's a handy timeline:

12:15 AM EST: Only Like the Biggest (Maybe) Newsbreak of the Night - our CC InDecider one-night-only liveblogging "token conservative" says something to the effect of "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Donald Rumsfeld find out he was getting canned and pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."

THIS MORNING: Wonkette Spreads the Rumor, saying

"Weirdly, this was first floated by Comedy Central’s blog. So if it’s true, expect dogs lying with cats by sundown."

LIKE, 12:22 PM EST: Upon learning of the Drudge Report saying there would be a "significant announcement" at 1pm, we begin to pee our pants with anticipation.

LIKE, 1 MINUTE AFTER CNN ANNOUNCED RUMSFELD'S RESIGNATION: We pee our pants. Also, Gawker.com says:

Yep, it's true. Defense Secretary Donald Rumseld is packing it in. This won't come as a shock to those of you who keep in touch with the muckraking journal which broke the story late last evening, the Wall Street Jour– er, the New York T– er, the National Enq– huh? Oh, right, the Comedy Central blog.Nice work, media! You got scooped by the folks who write web promos for Mind of Mencia!

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A Mind of Mencia web exclusive!!

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Comments (12)

Posted by murava on September 7, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Posted by merik on September 2, 2007 at 3:36 pm

hello world!


Posted by VV on November 9, 2006 at 11:03 am

Rumsfeld is still going to be at the Pentagon! stop celebrating


Posted by Johnny Mediocre on November 9, 2006 at 5:39 am

Rummy after he and a famous porn star went for a ride in a blender together.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q271/mediocretimes/Rumsfeld1.jpg


Posted by alvie taylor on November 8, 2006 at 6:02 pm

Posted by Kenny & Kyle on November 8, 2006 at 4:30 pm

Here's what really happened…. George called Nancy (Pelosi, not Reagan) to congratulate her, and the conversation went like this:

GEORGE:

Nancy, Congratulations… Glad to see we will be working together….We will be working together won't we?

NANCY:

George, you know I stick by my word, and we will be glad to work with the GOP in Congress and the Executive.

GEORGE:

There are rumors you are wanting to …you know, the "I" word…. Are you planning to start any bills in that regard??

NANCY: George, you shouldn't listen to rumors, but you did lie to the American Public!!

GEORGE: Well, maybe a little bit, but what will it take for me to stay in office and complete my term??

NANCY: Rummy.

GEORGE:

What???? You want me to get rid of Don Rumsfield??

NANCY: It's him or you George.

GEORGE: OK, I'll make it happen… good working with you. I can see we will have a good working relationship over the next couple of years…

NANCY:

Bye George…


Posted by Nancy Deschamps on November 8, 2006 at 4:10 pm

I guess firing him isn't really a "flip-flop", so it must be a "cut and run."


Posted by carlos's mom on November 8, 2006 at 4:00 pm

i have a prediction, too!

mencia will remain startlingly unfunny.


Posted by LaVonne Ellis on November 8, 2006 at 3:54 pm

I'm so proud of you. But not for the pants-peeing thing. Please do something about that.

Love,

Mom


Posted by Anonymous on November 8, 2006 at 3:34 pm

Correction to URL

Life has a strange way of catching up to you - Both Out of the PICTURE more or less same time within days…what an Ironical Exit

See Picture Below

http://italy.indymedia.org/uploads/2003/02/rumsfeld-saddam.jpg


Posted by Beda on November 8, 2006 at 3:32 pm

Life has a strange way of catching up to you - Both Out of the PICTURE more or less same time within days…what an Ironical Exit

See Picture Below

“http://italy.indymedia.org/uploads/2003/02/rumsfeld-saddam.jpg”


Posted by Justin on November 8, 2006 at 3:04 pm

I knew this would happen i knew it


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