November 14th 1:12PM by
Kittenpants
Jon Benjamin at his Sarcastiest
Freak Show co-creator Jon Benjamin wrote a guest editorial for Junkiness.com based on the urban legend "true" story, "The Daughter of a Soldier."
The [Other] Daughter of a Soldier
H. Jon Benjamin
Last week, I was at the Atlanta airport returning home from a very important conference when I heard several people clapping behind me. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I‚Äôve ever witnessed, and I‚Äôve seen a lot of patriotic things in my life. For instance, I‚Äôve seen a child beaten to death for letting the flag touch the ground on Flag Day. (Note‚Äì There is no better sacrifice to this great country than the death of child.)…
(The rest is on Junkiness.com)
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