November 17, 2006 12:44 pm
David Maize
David Maize
I was recently solicited to purchase an Xtreme Party Pass for spring break in Acapulco. Normally I'd ignore such an offer, but this one didn't seem skeevy at all, with the promise of a Disco Beach Bikini Blowoout!, tanning by the wave pool, and the Largest Club featuring Rock, Pop & Hip Hop!! Now, I like the smell of sweat, Axe, and tequila as much as the next guy, but this package seemed to offer something else. Perhaps, the opportunity for openly condoned sexual assault? Yes! And if the rest of the pictures are any indication of the trip's awesomeness, it's something you won't want to miss. See you on the beach!
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