Stephen Colbert = #1 Sexy

Even though Stephen wasn't cover boy for People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue, but he take the title of "Sexiest Man Living" over at Salon.

From the fawning tribute: "Colbert's allure comes from the physical comedy that's always threatening to take over his body. From the prankish, mismatched ears to the cowlick that stands up no matter how much he gels his hair, he looks like he just can't contain himself. That slightly feminine face in perpetual motion — eyebrows up, lips curled, eyes alight with a crazy joy that every once in a while seems to break character, for a split-second of intimacy, to say (only to me?): Yes, I know how hilarious this is! Plus, those large but graceful ever-moving hands!"

Meanwhile, also on the list: Head Honcho of Busboy Productions Jon Stewart.

Congrats, Fake News Man-meat!