You Shaved Your [Female Genitalia] Like a [Seasonal Holiday] Tree For Me

Ladies, are you looking for the perfect way to tell that special man in your life how much you really care? Another sweater from H&M just won't do, will it? And how in the world will you ever sort through all the newly released videogames to the perfect expression of love? Is there not some way to make certain that your Mr. Right doesn't become Mr. Left Cold this holiday season?

Maybe there is! Just watch this "heart-warming" account from one very happy giftee. (Warning: This may be too "heart-warming" for work, so turn down the volume or wear your earphones.)

And, if you live in the Philadelphia area, you can get more of this holiday spirit from The Waitstaff's annual holiday sketch show this Sunday, December 10th, 7:30pm at World Cafe Live.