(In honor of Comedy Central's Last Laugh '06 Starring Lewis Black (premiering Sunday at 10p / 9c), we've asked our guest-blogger Kittenpants to go crazy on her favorite topics of 2006 every day this week. These are her stories.)
Um… I wanted to round up my week of 2006 round ups with a rousing round of… gahhhh!! I got nothing. I would have skipped posting altogether, until I realized my post here would make me the blog bread in a Patton Oswalt sandwich (i.e. I'd have a post on either side of his). I know what you're thinking: "The meat in this sandwich is totally juicy and hilarious while the bread is kind of stale and leaving a bad taste in my mouth." Well forgive me, but the meat is a professional comedian who has been doing this for years. Give the bread a break! Sure the bread tries too hard sometimes, and could maybe use a mint, but at the end of the day, the bread just wants someone to like her. The bread loves you. ANYWAY, I'd like to end a week of looking back by looking forward to what you and I can all expect to see in the future news. 2007 HEADLINES Urkel Sex Tape Shocker! US Congress: All Gay, All the Time Gibson, Schwarzenegger Star in Hogan's Heroes Redux Paris Raises the Bar: World's First-Ever Rectum Slip Scientologists Push For "Illogical Design" Theory in Textbooks Haley Joel Osment Murders 12 in 5-State Killing Spree Barack Obama Assured Victory in 2008 Johannesburg Welcomes Michael Richards Pope John Paul Lynde to Shake Things Up Lindsay Lohan To Wed Convicted Murderer Osment Pootie Tang to Receive Nobel Prize (finally!) Britney Spears Vagina Seen From Space!