posted by: Kittenpants

SantarkellyInspired by Trapped in the Clauset, I started thinking…

Things R. Kelly and Santa Claus Have in Common

  • "Love" children
  • Laps are often peed on
  • Believe they can fly
  • Have both been maced by Jay-Z's entourage
  • Can be found on Dancers, on Prancers, on Vixens
  • Partial to Ho's
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