Each Friday from now on, we will be choosing the funniest, most clever, or in the absence of any of those, most incomprehensible comment on the CC Insider and naming its author Commenter of the Week. FAQ:
Q: Does the commenter win anything?
A: No.
Q: Why?
A: Because
Q: What made you get this idea?
A: The funny comment posted by "Tanner" yesterday on a post about the Demetri Martin special, which included this description of Demetri's comedy (we've highlighted our favorite part):
"At first, I thought he was just like a Mitch Hedberg not on drugs, which was cool, but he's proved to be his own person."
Do you have what it takes to be COMMENTER OF THE WEEK? Comment away, and find out every Friday.
Your first assignment (there will be no other assignments) is to say something mean about the Commenter of the Week feature…now!
The commenter of the week is so dumb, it thought VH1 was a STD. That's all I got.
Chandra, you're hired! You've got moxie. I like that. I'm firing the entire Comedy Central staff and hiring you to fill in all positions. Be in the office bright and early on Monday morning. And bring an elephant gun. I'm counting on you.
My comment is about the spot for Bill O'Reilly being on The Colbert Report this week. It said the "No Spin Zone" might be "turned on it's axis." I was upset by this huge grammatical error, so I know this comment isn't funny, and it might piss some people off, but I think Comedy Central should fire their editors and hire me. I'd never let an embarrassing mistake like that slide on national TV!
I refuse to degrade myself by being sucked in by such an obvious ploy for attention. Therefore, Sir or Madam, you shall receive no such comment from me.
Ha! How does your little blog feel now without my great big august comment?
I thought so.
Commenter of the Week? More like Commenter of the Weak! Am I right?
Um…this sucks? I have no opinion on this. That was a funny description of Demetri Martin, though. Kind of right-on.