Isn't It Ironic? Wow, It Actually Is.
If
you're like most people, when you think of CollegeHumor.com, you think of a web-juggernaut primarily concerned with fart-lighting videos and beer-bong troubleshooting. So you'd probably be surprised to read this McSweeney's-esque bit of brilliance called Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make Them Ironic. Here's a taste:
An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day… of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.
And another:
A traffic jam when you're already late… to receive an award from the Municipal Planning Board for reducing the city's automobile congestion 80 percent.
Read the whole hilarious thing.
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