Read This and the Nerd Cells in Your Body Will Rise Up and Defeat You
Oh, fan fiction! You live at the top of the nerd pyramid. You have special access to a VIP room of dorkness that nobody else will ever see. If geek is a planet, you are an entire galaxy. I salute you with today's post: Excerpts from the very best in Daily Show Fan Fiction.
LOTRfreak writes: Dear Stephen, in which Stephen Colbert has received a suicide note from his lover, Jon Stewart.
Best out-of-place IM shorthand: Jon signs his suicide note "-J.S. <3"
Reference to other works of fiction: Both Jon and Stephen are written as hardcore Lord of the Rings fans
Best line: "Run faster you pieces of [crap]!" he yelled to his legs.
Spacemonkey_699 writes: Something Strange This Way Comes, in which Rob Corddry discovers how his Daily Show boss takes charge of the staff, so to speak.
Best repeated typo: "Buttsex"
Reference to other works of fiction: The entire cast of Old School weighs in on Rob's dilemma
Best line: Luke Wilson was probably full of [crap]. Worse than his [!]damn crooked nose brother.
Mwah writes: To Serve Your Country, in which our heroes Jon and Stephen are called to duty by the Secretary of State. (More like called to Booty by the Sexretary of Sex!)
Best product placement: "Jon just sighed. “Did you bring the Gatorade?”"
Best line: THE SECRETARY OF STATE IS USING A DOUBLE NEGATIVE WHILE TRYING TO GET ME TO BONE HER!
Even Best-er line: Stephen suddenly grinned and Jon felt it go all the way to his toes. “Me too.” He winked again before swinging open the door. “Your boytoys have arrived!” he announced, spreading his arms wide to the darkened room before him.
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