The Onion's AV Club invites you to ask Sarah Silverman for sex advice — but hurry, they need it quickly!
(Something tells us the second question isn't as "sincere" as Name Withheld wants us to believe…)
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Here's a bit of sexual advice: Men, do not think you're doing a fabulous job bc the woman is "climbing the wall." All this means is she is trying hard to get away from you. When she says, "mmm, right there" just do whatever it is you're doing and only then can you assume you've done a good job. (orgasms can and will be faked.)
What is your take on oral sex?
shorter sarah silverman: "my vagina is jewish"
and…. scene.
What is your take on this.
Out drinking with some friends one of whom is drop dead sexy. After much Tequila and other shots plus some variuos drinks. World becomes a blur. Wake up next to my female friend described above and am asked to do the nasty to her and hard. Next day and every since then she won't speak to me. Says I am the scum of the earth. Go figure typical woman !!!
What the heck is this about.
Shut up, Grandpa! And get back in the basement.
ur a slut