I've Had It With These Melon Farming Snakes On This Melon Farming Plane!
I was just trying to remember some of my favorite edited-for-television movie quotes. You know, the ridiculous substitutes they use on TV in place of the curse words? These are the ones I could remember, and a few I found online. Tell us your favorites in the comments!!
Weird Science: "Well, my knees are halfway up my nose, but other than that, I'm perfect!"
[nuts, ass]
Total Recall: "Come back here, you steroid!"
["F@$k you, you @$$hole"]
The Usual Suspects: "Give me the keys you fairy godmother."
[rhymes with "plucking box trucker"]
(Speaking of box truckers,…)
The Exorcist: "Your mother sews socks in Hell!"
The Big Lebowski: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
[I think this one is clear]
Die Hard 2: "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon."
Lethal Weapon: "This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real firing gun!"
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