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I was just trying to remember some of my favorite edited-for-television movie quotes. You know, the ridiculous substitutes they use on TV in place of the curse words? These are the ones I could remember, and a few I found online. Tell us your favorites in the comments!!
Weird Science: "Well, my knees are halfway up my nose, but other than that, I'm perfect!"
[nuts, ass]
Total Recall: "Come back here, you steroid!"
["F@$k you, you @$$hole"]
The Usual Suspects: "Give me the keys you fairy godmother."
[rhymes with "plucking box trucker"]
(Speaking of box truckers,…)
The Exorcist: "Your mother sews socks in Hell!"
The Big Lebowski: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
[I think this one is clear]
Die Hard 2: "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon."
Lethal Weapon: "This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real firing gun!"
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Running Man: "He's a mean mound of flesh."
running man: He's a mean mound of flesh.
From House Party: "You conscious monkey-sucker"
From Breakfast Club:
Brian Ralph Johnson [crying] You stupid wench! You stupid wench, you can go away. Go AWAY!
Also, there was a GREAT alternate Bender to Claire speech on the TV version that was better than the original in its hilarity. But I can't remember any of it.
Every other action movie in the 80's – "Judas Priest!"
Something About Mary: "You're a frogging ash-pole."
Scarface: "Why don't you stick your head up your toilet and see if it fits?"
[ass]
Eat. My. Socks.
Johnny Dangerously: "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves."
Greatest movie ever.
EVER!