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	<title>Comments on: I&#039;ve Had It With These Melon Farming Snakes On This Melon Farming Plane!</title>
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		<title>By: cath</title>
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		<dc:creator>cath</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Running Man: &quot;He&#039;s a mean mound of flesh.&quot;</description>
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		<title>By: cath</title>
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		<dc:creator>cath</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>running man: He&#039;s a mean mound of flesh.</description>
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		<title>By: Terren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Terren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 18:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From House Party: &quot;You conscious monkey-sucker&quot;
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		<title>By: DB Ferguson</title>
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		<dc:creator>DB Ferguson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From Breakfast Club:



Brian Ralph Johnson [crying]  You stupid wench!  You stupid wench, you can go away.  Go AWAY!



Also, there was a GREAT alternate Bender to Claire speech on the TV version that was better than the original in its hilarity.  But I can&#039;t remember any of it.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Breakfast Club:</p>
<p>Brian Ralph Johnson [crying]  You stupid wench!  You stupid wench, you can go away.  Go AWAY!</p>
<p>Also, there was a GREAT alternate Bender to Claire speech on the TV version that was better than the original in its hilarity.  But I can&#039;t remember any of it.</p>
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		<title>By: Meiyouren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meiyouren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Every other action movie in the 80&#039;s - &quot;Judas Priest!&quot;
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		<title>By: Lola</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lola</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Something About Mary: &quot;You&#039;re a frogging ash-pole.&quot;
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		<title>By: milo minderbinder</title>
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		<dc:creator>milo minderbinder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scarface: &quot;Why don&#039;t you stick your head up your toilet and see if it fits?&quot;

[ass]
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<p>[ass]</p>
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		<title>By: John Bender</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Bender</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 23:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eat. My. Socks.
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		<title>By: Jerell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jerell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 23:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Johnny Dangerously: &quot;I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.&quot;



Greatest movie ever.

EVER!
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<p>Greatest movie ever.</p>
<p>EVER!</p>
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