Via a link on The Apiary comes this hilarious and irreverent forum post by Louis CK about a recent night out spent with Todd Barry:
As we ate, I asked Todd what has happened to him? Why was he acting this way? He refused to answer. Then, from across the table, I noticed something. A tear. One tiny tear running down Todd's stoic cheek. "Todd, are you crying?" the question was too much for him. He started to cry openly, pitifully, like a woman. I tried to calm him but he just wailed and wailed. As he cried, I realized that I smelled something really awful. "Todd," I asked him, "Did you sh*t your pants?" He cried "Yes!" It was awful.
Tags: matt tobey, Todd Barry

This wasn't funny at all.