Wednesday's Headlines: Two Presidents, No Waiting
Rudy Giuliani seems to have done the impossible and caught up with John McCain in New Hampshire polls. Unless something happens between now and a year from now, it looks like we'll be be having our first co-Presidency in 2008. That's one for the history books!
Who are those two lovely "anti-Catholic vulgar trash-talking bigots" recently fired from the John Edwards campaign? Why, it's none other than left-mongering bloggers Amanda Marcotte formerly of Pandagon and Melissa McEwan of Shakespeare's Sister.
But don't pack up your desks and start mooching off Welfare yet, ladies! John Edwards hates America just as much as you. If not more!
Hey, Mr. Scientist! Go peddle your shim-sham observations to the gullible Democrats and drowning polar bears. Luckily for the good ol' U.S. of A., 84% of our Republican Congresspeople don't believe in man-made global warming.
Remember, kids. The Greenhouse Effect is a Communist Islamofascist athiest tool of the Devil!
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