Welcome to the second weekly CC InDecider Caption Challenge. Last week's challenge went remarkably well, and we received more quality captions than we knew what to do with. Let's see what New York's former mayor can inspire for this week.
You have the rest of the week to work on it, and enter as many times as you like. Simply leave your entries in the comments. The winner will be posted on Friday.


New York's former mayor demonstrates the precise width of objects that can be shoved into his mouth.
Rudy demonstrates his own Groundhog impersonation
Judi loves satisfying her man at all times.
There are 25 stars in this photo. If you can find them all… Congratulations! You can't look at him either!
"I will be this close, THIS CLOSE, to almost getting some votes."
Cause his left testicle is smaller than his right
Come on monster dump!
"I'm a Republican. I can prove it. Smell my fingers."
Once we reclaim California, it's on to Castle Greyskull, and not even you can stop me He-Man!
I have NOT worn a dress since I lost my comb-over!
who called me a wop?
If I get elected, maybe I'll get to show my 'Ohh!' face.
i got your neo-fascism right here, pussy-ass!