Comments on: CC InDecider You Make the Joke Challenge – Obama is Smokin'! http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/ The blog by and for comedy nerds. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:14:18 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Pookey1972 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-14/#comment-13629 Pookey1972 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:19:49 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13629 Mr. Obama.....if I may, I have a suggestion on keeping you "off the smokes" Each time you reach for a smoke, have a staffer show you a picture of Ann Coulter, naked, on top of a mountain of rocky road ice cream, smoking a cig. I am pretty sure we can get her to go for it if we tell her it is for Cheney's birthday. Or, you know, you could just do that rubber band on the wrist thing. Mr. Obama…..if I may, I have a suggestion on keeping you "off the smokes"

Each time you reach for a smoke, have a staffer show you a picture of Ann Coulter, naked, on top of a mountain of rocky road ice cream, smoking a cig. I am pretty sure we can get her to go for it if we tell her it is for Cheney's birthday.

Or, you know, you could just do that rubber band on the wrist thing.

]]> By: Lonnie Scott http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-14/#comment-13630 Lonnie Scott Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:26:18 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13630 If smoking were the only flaw of a potential President, now wouldnt that be exceptional? Clearly, this story was brought to us by Fox news...and you know you can trust any network whose tagline changes from "Fair and Balanced" to "We Report You Decide." Well I have decided, I would rather have a President with a black lung than one that has no brain. If smoking were the only flaw of a potential President, now wouldnt that be exceptional? Clearly, this story was brought to us by Fox news…and you know you can trust any network whose tagline changes from "Fair and Balanced" to "We Report You Decide." Well I have decided, I would rather have a President with a black lung than one that has no brain.

]]> By: Sean http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-14/#comment-13631 Sean Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:13:52 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13631 I think he should quit. They say each cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life. And really, who wants to take those 11 minutes away from the White Supremacist who will shoot him on Inauguration Day? I think he should quit. They say each cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life. And really, who wants to take those 11 minutes away from the White Supremacist who will shoot him on Inauguration Day?

]]> By: Brian Dux http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-14/#comment-13632 Brian Dux Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:44:27 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13632 Sure smoking kills. But that's why we have a vice president, too. Sure smoking kills. But that's why we have a vice president, too.

]]> By: Ugelvig http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-14/#comment-13633 Ugelvig Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:12:27 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13633 Insight from outside (Denmark) I would like to share an outsider’s view of the situation, since (which is commonly known) the outsider sees most of the game. The WTO estimates that one third of the world population smokes. That's roughly 2 billion people. How can 2 billion people be wrong? Barack is a man of the people, he stands up for the man on the ground. That man wants to smoke, so I say: You smoke Mr. Obama - you smoke! Barack has been frowned upon because of his middle name, he has been called an Oreo, but he has not been called a quitter. Now is not the time to quit! Insight from outside (Denmark)

I would like to share an outsider’s view of the situation, since (which is commonly known) the outsider sees most of the game. The WTO estimates that one third of the world population smokes. That's roughly 2 billion people. How can 2 billion people be wrong? Barack is a man of the people, he stands up for the man on the ground. That man wants to smoke, so I say: You smoke Mr. Obama – you smoke!

Barack has been frowned upon because of his middle name, he has been called an Oreo, but he has not been called a quitter. Now is not the time to quit!

]]> By: Merci http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-14/#comment-13634 Merci Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:34:52 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13634 If you stop smoking you wont need to color your lips blue to make your teeth look whiter. If you stop smoking you wont need to color your lips blue to make your teeth look whiter.

]]> By: Pete Usilton http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13635 Pete Usilton Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:06:35 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13635 Obama has every right to smoke. His ancestors plowed the tobacco fields of the south centuries ago. He has every right to indulge in his ancestors hard work. Oh, wait... Obama has every right to smoke. His ancestors plowed the tobacco fields of the south centuries ago. He has every right to indulge in his ancestors hard work.

Oh, wait…

]]> By: dan http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13636 dan Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:38:20 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13636 Although smoking the polls would be considered good news by the Obama for President camp, it might dredge up some unwanted imagery. Or, if he had some mirrors to hold up, the smoke would really come in handy around election time. A nicotine patch might help Barack quit the cancer sticks, it worked for chimps and Ted Danson. But I think we should let him keep lighting up because sooner or later he'll have to have something to do after he f**cks the country over like most Presidents. Although smoking the polls would be considered good news by the Obama for President camp, it might dredge up some unwanted imagery. Or, if he had some mirrors to hold up, the smoke would really come in handy around election time. A nicotine patch might help Barack quit the cancer sticks, it worked for chimps and Ted Danson. But I think we should let him keep lighting up because sooner or later he'll have to have something to do after he f**cks the country over like most Presidents.

]]> By: andy http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13637 andy Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:24:40 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13637 oh ya i forgot the only way obama can quit is to get hipnotized by hillary. oh ya i forgot the only way obama can quit is to get hipnotized by hillary.

]]> By: andy http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13638 andy Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:07:51 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13638 today in the news obama pulls out a big lobbyist an lights up a big wad of campaine funds while dragging on the shirt tails of americanism to satiisfy and stimulate his craving for big buisness. today in the news obama pulls out a big lobbyist an lights up a big wad of campaine funds while dragging on the shirt tails of americanism to satiisfy and stimulate his craving for big buisness.

]]> By: Shaun Richardson http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13639 Shaun Richardson Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:03:22 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13639 I wonder about this long term suicide pact that us smokers are all joined in. It must be one of the strangest cults since Heavens Gate. I guess if we are voteing for Barrack, we might as well be voting for his V.P. What is the ratio between Dems and Republicans of this cults members, it might be good to know. I wonder about this long term suicide pact that us smokers are all joined in. It must be one of the strangest cults since Heavens Gate. I guess if we are voteing for Barrack, we might as well be voting for his V.P. What is the ratio between Dems and Republicans of this cults members, it might be good to know.

]]> By: Da Flyest http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13640 Da Flyest Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:31:02 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13640 Hmm... I am extremely overjoyed by the fact that Barrack smokes. I mean, if this were to have gone unnoticed, who knows what this great nation would have done? Probably quit rehashing Clinton jokes way back from '98. Hmm…

I am extremely overjoyed by the fact that Barrack smokes. I mean, if this were to have gone unnoticed, who knows what this great nation would have done?

Probably quit rehashing Clinton jokes way back from '98.

]]> By: Andrew http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13641 Andrew Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:48:04 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13641 Using "smoking" as a term to associate with Mr.Obama's campaign can bring negative publicity. I believe we should now on replace this awful term with, "Baracking the Obama". Imagine what positive rammifications the youth of America will have by implementing such a campaign. Now if you excuse me, I think I will go and Barack some Obama. Using "smoking" as a term to associate with Mr.Obama's campaign can bring negative publicity. I believe we should now on replace this awful term with, "Baracking the Obama". Imagine what positive rammifications the youth of America will have by implementing such a campaign.

Now if you excuse me, I think I will go and Barack some Obama.

]]> By: kenny http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13642 kenny Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:24:32 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13642 no we dont need a african american (NIGGER) in office they will be to bussy eating friend chicken kood aid and cornbread we need somw hite power hail satan no we dont need a african american (NIGGER) in office they will be to bussy eating friend chicken kood aid and cornbread we need somw hite power hail satan

]]> By: Rachel http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13643 Rachel Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:40:23 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13643 Now Senator Obama! You can not be the democrats presidential nominee if you smoke...it's bad for the enviroment! Now Senator Obama! You can not be the democrats presidential nominee if you smoke…it's bad for the enviroment!

]]> By: J http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-13/#comment-13644 J Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:11:22 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13644 Show him a picture of Cheney's lungs... Or wait, even better: Cheney's face....and his body.....nude......with boots on and a huge......cigarette...in his.....mouth. That'll do Dick...That'll do.. The Obamater won't touch another one of those scorchin' babies for a looooong time after that image has been jammed into his head.. You can also let him be followed by the wonderful anchors of Fox' "1/2 hour news hour"...Everytime he lights up, they crack a 'joke' and out of a huge boombox on Surnow's shoulders cynical laughter emerges.. Show him a picture of Cheney's lungs… Or wait, even better: Cheney's face….and his body…..nude……with boots on and a huge……cigarette…in his…..mouth. That'll do Dick…That'll do.. The Obamater won't touch another one of those scorchin' babies for a looooong time after that image has been jammed into his head..

You can also let him be followed by the wonderful anchors of Fox' "1/2 hour news hour"…Everytime he lights up, they crack a 'joke' and out of a huge boombox on Surnow's shoulders cynical laughter emerges..

]]> By: Viggy http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-12/#comment-13645 Viggy Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:55:53 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13645 Smoking emboldens the enemy Smoking emboldens the enemy

]]> By: Regina http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-12/#comment-13646 Regina Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:24:44 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13646 The Hillary Clinton for President campaign links Obama Cigarette addiction directly to Bush Family penchant for Cigarette Boating. This is precisely the connection Hillary's campaign needed to prove to American voters that Barak Obama is really an elitist white male born with a silver spoon in his mouth. This is a big discovery for Mrs. Clinton who has recently been slipping in the polls with women voters. The Hillary Clinton for President campaign links Obama Cigarette addiction directly to Bush Family penchant for Cigarette Boating. This is precisely the connection Hillary's campaign needed to prove to American voters that Barak Obama is really an elitist white male born with a silver spoon in his mouth. This is a big discovery for Mrs. Clinton who has recently been slipping in the polls with women voters.

]]> By: Regina http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-12/#comment-13647 Regina Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:24:06 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13647 The Hillary Clinton for President campaign links Obama Cigarette addiction directly to Bush Family penchant for Cigarette Boating. This is precisely the connection Hillary's campaign needed to prove to American voters that Barak Obama is really an elitist white male born with a silver spoon in his mouth. This is a big discovery for Mrs. Clinton who has recently been slipping in the polls with women voters. The Hillary Clinton for President campaign links Obama Cigarette addiction directly to Bush Family penchant for Cigarette Boating. This is precisely the connection Hillary's campaign needed to prove to American voters that Barak Obama is really an elitist white male born with a silver spoon in his mouth. This is a big discovery for Mrs. Clinton who has recently been slipping in the polls with women voters.

]]> By: alpal http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/comment-page-12/#comment-13648 alpal Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:39:35 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/15/cc-indecider-you-make-the-joke-challenge-obama-is-smokin/#comment-13648 Breaking News: Barack Obama is actually white. It's just that he's a very, very heavy smoker. Breaking News:

Barack Obama is actually white.

It's just that he's a very, very heavy smoker.

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