Those Conservative – war mongering, bible thumping, gun toting, penny pinching, air polluting etc. . .

Those Liberal – Tofu eating, Late drinking free speech loving – unless you say something that pisses them off and then they tie your sorry ass to the back of their hybrid and . . .

Independent – Mamby pamby, one foot in, one foot out . . .

If anyone know who did this and how I can get it – I would be appreciate it. Thanks!

Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism

Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans (based on an eleven per cent approval rating) who hate their guts. The wholesale assault on ‘our freedoms' touted in this act of homegrown terror should be sufficient, I think, to secure swift convictions.

In H.R. 1984..er 55's opening salvo ‘To prevent homegrown terrorism, and for other purposes' one need not stoop to the nightmarish ambiguity implicit past the comma in order to prove congressional collusion in ideologically-based violence, torture, kidnapping, consorting with known enemies of The United States and abetting a radicalized homegrown oligarchy.

In an open declaration of war on thuh internets: SEC. 899B. FINDINGS, ‘the congress finds' `(3) The Internet has aided in facilitating violent radicalization, ideologically based violence, and the homegrown terrorism process in the United States by providing access to broad and constant streams of terrorist-related propaganda to United States citizens.

Who'o'oah Du'u'ude, that should have mainstream media operatives quaking in their blood-mired boots, but dig that crazy SEC. 899C, establishing the university-based ‘Center of Excellence' (Fuzznuts Punk Thought Police for the Ministry of Rovian Truth) designated under section 899D, and ‘other academic work', as appropriate;

‘As appropriate' it is therefore incumbent upon alert citizens to turn these Young Republican pukes and congressional malefactors in to themselves. We must set them to ‘other academic work', to relentless self-scrutiny, beginning with self-administered cavity checks in order to disclose the secret whereabouts of their ideologically-based heads.

As I predicted in ‘Centigrade 451' rampant domestic spying has come to full flower with the call for firefighters, blog trolls, telecoms, Jehovah's Witnesses and rug shampooers to be on the lookout for signs of sedition such as mirth, literacy and access to the internet.

Rest assured that our brave new government has inadvertently stopped all would-be terrorists in their tracks because when it comes to undermining ‘our freedoms' via homegrown satire who wouldn't despair of topping this? H.R1955

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To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod

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Of interest to web users, he managed to squeeze in a neo-con internets paranoia attack, arguing that since the bad guys have laptops, the only evidence of true democracy must be censored and dismantled as an evil device in the service of evil evildoers and the evil evildoing dogs who support them.

McCain led witnesses along in a Pollyanna proclamation that all will be well in Iraq so long as we stay the course of fomenting hopeless chaos throughout the Middle East. Kennedy still wants to hold ‘those Iraqis’ accountable for the US created civil disintegration, careful, as ever, to not cast aspersions on the Bush regime.

In his whining, agonizing and supremely irritating way, dipshit Joe Lieberman referred to the mostly urban chaos as ‘the battlefield’ and ‘battleground’ thanking the so-called witnesses, adding that they deserved to be cheered. He then strongly encouraged military pursuits into Iranian territory (the new Cambodia).

The usual cast of rogues and scoundrels played their stereotypical roles, droning along in a pretence of competency. A hackneyed, yet ever requisite, buttering up of ‘the troops’ was interrupted only by a mutual kissing of ass. It was agreed by all that a bloody drawdown should be a gradual process taking effect over the next one hundred and seventy-five years.

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To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod

Watching "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" was more embarassing than the time I accidently stumbled in on my parents having sex.

/agree

ask me if i think – i claimed to be insensitive? i think democrats represent me? what?

ask me if i think – people think differently??? no way

ask me if i think – people think differently??? no way

ask me if i think – people watch fox? omfg

tell me there exists a person who makes more than me

ask me if i think its possible i can make more than some person

suggest small iterations referring to infants

I don't care what animals do, in the context it was used I would picture myself meeting you in a bar and slowly backing away, not because i think you are an animal, but because there is no need for a confrontation.

violence and eye contact with literate humans are uncorrelated. Its not a fear of lack of control, its an efficiency measure.

"Perhaps I don't understand the Christian references." Ben. there's no "perhaps" about it.

Enlighten me please! Explain why it is funny!

I did not say you were unintelligent or illiterate, simply there is some room for improvement. There are liberals that make more than me too, it is irrelevant, as is my religion to this debate(church and state separate or this will quickly dissipate into a "why are we here?" debate with no real answer ).

cough http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

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