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if the Lenten season wasn't already funny enough, The Church of England is looking to make it funny on purpose too. They've created a comedy club featuring nothing but clean standups:
The club is part of a wider effort by the Church of England to make Lent, which began on Wednesday, a bit more fun. The Love Life, Live Lent campaign invites people to share clean jokes about what is traditionally a period of abstinence and solemn reflection in the run-up to Easter.
What will the jokes be like? Lucky for you, I was able to get exclusive access to one of the jokes:
A man, his wife, their son and daughter and the family dog walk into a talent-agent's office and say, "Mister, have we got the act for you!"
The agent says, "Let me see it," so the family jumps into action and proceeds to sing Camptown Races in four-part harmony while the dog does backflips.
When they're done, the agent says, "That's wonderful, what do you call yourselves?"
The family strikes a pose and says, "The Amazing Jones Family!"
The agent hires them on the spot and they all have some lemonade.
See, you can go easy on the swears and still be hilarious.
Do you know of any clean jokes that are actually funny? If so, toss them in the comments.
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