Comments on: Thou Shalt Not Work Blue http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/ The blog by and for comedy nerds. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:14:18 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: guntram http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/comment-page-1/#comment-20524 guntram Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:53:01 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/#comment-20524 e^x is walking along in the forest... x comes up to him. "Differential operator is coming, run!," x exclaims. e^x explains to x, "I'm e^x. While the derivative of x is 1, I remain e^x, so buzz off". "suit yourself", x says, and continues frantically running. e^x continues to amble along, and x^2 comes up to him. "Differential operator is coming, run, hide!". e^x again explains, "Listen, x^2. You'll get reduced to 2x, but I'll still remain e^x. So buzz off!" x^2 scurries along, and e^x continues his journey. However, off in the distance, he sees: dy/dt. ba bum ch. e^x is walking along in the forest… x comes up to him.

"Differential operator is coming, run!," x exclaims.

e^x explains to x, "I'm e^x. While the derivative of x is 1, I remain e^x, so buzz off".

"suit yourself", x says, and continues frantically running.

e^x continues to amble along, and x^2 comes up to him. "Differential operator is coming, run, hide!". e^x again explains, "Listen, x^2. You'll get reduced to 2x, but I'll still remain e^x. So buzz off!"

x^2 scurries along, and e^x continues his journey. However, off in the distance, he sees: dy/dt.

ba bum ch.

]]> By: j2s http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/comment-page-1/#comment-20525 j2s Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:59:30 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/#comment-20525 Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba Dum Ch. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba Dum Ch.

]]> By: John http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/comment-page-1/#comment-20526 John Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:51:11 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/#comment-20526 Sorry, not Carl Reiner. Henny Youngman: http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm Sorry, not Carl Reiner. Henny Youngman:

http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm

]]> By: rrrrrrr http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/comment-page-1/#comment-20527 rrrrrrr Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:41:49 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/#comment-20527 Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet. "Give me the box of matches" says one. "Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens." He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms..."No, no, don't!" The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars? But he takes another match....And now, a crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms: "No, no, don't do that!" "It looks serious. What are they afraid of? But - we're here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars". He strikes a match, which flames up, burns down, and..... nothing happens. "Why did you want to prevent us from striking a match?" The leader of the Martians says, "Today is Shabbos!" Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there

is oxygen on the planet.

"Give me the box of matches" says one.

"Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens."

He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms…"No, no, don't!"

The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars? But he takes another match….And now, a crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms: "No, no, don't do that!"

"It looks serious. What are they afraid of? But – we're here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars".

He strikes a match, which flames up, burns down, and….. nothing happens.

"Why did you want to prevent us from striking a match?"

The leader of the Martians says, "Today is Shabbos!"

]]> By: John http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/comment-page-1/#comment-20528 John Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:30:01 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/02/21/thou-shalt-not-work-blue/#comment-20528 I got this one from Carl Reiner, I think, and it's probably my favourite joke of all time: An elderly Jewish man is crossing the street when he is hit by a car. When the ambulance arrives, the paramedic puts him on stretcher and asks, "Are you okay? Are you comfortable?" He replies, "I make a good living." I got this one from Carl Reiner, I think, and it's probably my favourite joke of all time:

An elderly Jewish man is crossing the street when he is hit by a car. When the ambulance arrives, the paramedic puts him on stretcher and asks, "Are you okay? Are you comfortable?"

He replies, "I make a good living."

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