Superbreath_1 Everybody, at one time or another, has dreamed of having a super power. Well, luckily for all of us, dreams don't always come true.

Cracked lays down the case for some of the more sought-after powers and the reasons you don't want them.

As cool as it’d be to have any super-power… well, nobody's getting laid with "super breath". I don't care how many orphanages you save using it, it just sounds stupid.

"What's your power?"
"I blow things!"
"Pfff! No, seriously, what's your power?"

If that wasn't bad enough, it also makes you look like a dumbass while you're using it.