He's one of the most powerful and influential people in the Western world. He's been called both a political genius and a remorseless sociopath. Lauded for returning conservatism to its former glory and accused of driving the last nails in its coffin, he has the ear of the President, the heart of the GOP and the face of that judge guy from Pink Floyd The Wall.
Say what you will about Karl Rove, but there's one fact you cannot argue with: We found this picture of him, so he's the subject of this week's Caption Challenge.

Enter as many times as you like; just put your caption in the comments of this post. A winner will be chosen at the end of the week. Here's the winners of last week's challenge, and here's a gallery of previous caption challenge winners.
"You have to stretch your stories THIS far to create weapons of mass deception."
"Let the eagle soaaaaaar!"
Bush-land, Bush-land über alles,
√úber alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
Presidential advisor Karl Rove, responding to the question, "How big a disaster would you say the Bush adminstration has been?"
As you all can see, there IS no hair on these palms whatsoever.
Each one's about this big: I call 'em my Colberts.
Remember, we are fighting a war against people……..about this big.
Come on, Condi! Gimme a hug!
"I believe I can fly, I beleive I can touch the sky" Karl Rove's rendition of R.Kelly.
Maybe if you make the letter 'K' in my name this big people will listen me again.
TA DA … and now, for my next number …
"I feel like Jesus."
OK let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
"It may only be the thickness of a coke can, but it's this long."
Of course it hurts, you are being shafted by an elephant.
"If I were Pinocchio, my nose would be this big!"