"Thank God You Masturbate"
A friend stumbled upon this I-so-hope-it's-real website about a new book series meant to comfort the unfortunate: Thank God I…
Okay, I get what they're going for here: the trials and tribulations of life sometimes build character, and we should be grateful for everything that has happened to us, no matter how "bad" it might seem at the time.
That said, this site is a treasure trove of unintentional comedy (most of which I'd probably have to buy "Thank God I…Got Fired" if I pointed out). I mean, I get "Thank God I Was Suicidal", but "Thank God I AM Suicidal" is a bit of a stretch (along the lines of the title in the photo on the right.) And the conspicuous, yet explainable lack of a Thank God I Was/Am Retarded title leads me to believe every book in this series is, well, basically: Thank God I Am Retarded.
My suggestion is that if this series is a Chicken-Soup-esque hit (and you KNOW this series was just MADE for Oprah), they do a spinoff called "Thank God You…" I'd buy one for every friend on every birthday.
Explore the list. It's worth it. Really.
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