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	<title>Comments on: &quot;Thank God You Masturbate&quot;</title>
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-2/#comment-18037</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You don&#039;t need to pay some imbecile thousands of dollars to get your positive thinking on, you stupid ass-tards. Castagnini is preying on your insecurities and misfortune just as DeMartini did to him.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#039;t need to pay some imbecile thousands of dollars to get your positive thinking on, you stupid ass-tards. Castagnini is preying on your insecurities and misfortune just as DeMartini did to him.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-2/#comment-18038</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank God I farted !!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank God I farted !!</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18039</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank God I found Kauai !!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank God I found Kauai !!</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Passerella</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18040</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Passerella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr demartini states the 4 main pillars of healing are Certainty and presence of conscious mind and Love and gratitude in the Heart !!

He only read like 28000 books so he may be wrong lol

www.drdemartini.com

thankgodikauai@aol.com
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr demartini states the 4 main pillars of healing are Certainty and presence of conscious mind and Love and gratitude in the Heart !!</p>
<p>He only read like 28000 books so he may be wrong lol</p>
<p><a href="http://www.drdemartini.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.drdemartini.com</a></p>
<p><a href="mailto:thankgodikauai@aol.com">thankgodikauai@aol.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Tom Passerella</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18041</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Passerella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not too religious but I am spiritual - too much ego in religion.

my Story is Thank God I hated my job/life

Have a Blessed Day , Tom on Kauai

learn from a master listen to matrix of love online by Dr Demartini.


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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;m not too religious but I am spiritual &#8211; too much ego in religion.</p>
<p>my Story is Thank God I hated my job/life</p>
<p>Have a Blessed Day , Tom on Kauai</p>
<p>learn from a master listen to matrix of love online by Dr Demartini.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18042</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I happen to be an author of this series. Gratitude isn&#039;t such a bad thing. It&#039;s inspiring. Yes, the titles are abrupt and startling and the immediate response is to reject the title and to feel that someone is capitalizing on someone&#039;s tragedy, but each author has a truly amazing and courageous story as I am sure you have one too. I am writing two stories, &quot;Thank God My Father Died&quot; and &quot;Thank God I Was Adopted&quot; ...because if it weren&#039;t for those two events in my life...I may not be alive today and I certainly wouldn&#039;t be the person I am today, a person which I am proud to be and have come to love. Life is difficult and it&#039;s good to know there are other people out there that have not only shared the same struggles, but they have found something beyond acceptance in their hearts, they have found true appreciation to God, or whatever they believe in for that experience and how it has helped them grow in love, in hope, in faith, in character...perhaps even to overcome other obstacles that they may have not realized they were facing at the time. It takes a lot of courage to be an author of your own story. By the way, you don&#039;t have to be religious to be a part of this series. I&#039;m not, but I consider myself a spiritual person. God is whatever you want it to be...God is a generic term in this case based on the colloquialism.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happen to be an author of this series. Gratitude isn&#039;t such a bad thing. It&#039;s inspiring. Yes, the titles are abrupt and startling and the immediate response is to reject the title and to feel that someone is capitalizing on someone&#039;s tragedy, but each author has a truly amazing and courageous story as I am sure you have one too. I am writing two stories, &#034;Thank God My Father Died&#034; and &#034;Thank God I Was Adopted&#034; &#8230;because if it weren&#039;t for those two events in my life&#8230;I may not be alive today and I certainly wouldn&#039;t be the person I am today, a person which I am proud to be and have come to love. Life is difficult and it&#039;s good to know there are other people out there that have not only shared the same struggles, but they have found something beyond acceptance in their hearts, they have found true appreciation to God, or whatever they believe in for that experience and how it has helped them grow in love, in hope, in faith, in character&#8230;perhaps even to overcome other obstacles that they may have not realized they were facing at the time. It takes a lot of courage to be an author of your own story. By the way, you don&#039;t have to be religious to be a part of this series. I&#039;m not, but I consider myself a spiritual person. God is whatever you want it to be&#8230;God is a generic term in this case based on the colloquialism.</p>
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		<title>By: Dashiell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dashiell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Thank God I&#039;m An Atheist&quot;



too obvious?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#034;Thank God I&#039;m An Atheist&#034;</p>
<p>too obvious?</p>
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		<title>By: Nerdalie</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18044</link>
		<dc:creator>Nerdalie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Somehow I can&#039;t imagine an instance in which I would willingly proclaim, &quot;Thank God I was raped.&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somehow I can&#039;t imagine an instance in which I would willingly proclaim, &#034;Thank God I was raped.&#034;</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18045</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok. This is definitely real.  Check out Thank God I creator John Castagnini&#039;s website: http://www.johncastagnini.com



I suggested a Thank God I that happened to me today.

&quot;Thank God I Tried To Fart Quietly But Accidentally Pooped My Pants Just A Tiny Bit During That Meeting This Morning&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok. This is definitely real.  Check out Thank God I creator John Castagnini&#039;s website: <a href="http://www.johncastagnini.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.johncastagnini.com</a></p>
<p>I suggested a Thank God I that happened to me today.</p>
<p>&#034;Thank God I Tried To Fart Quietly But Accidentally Pooped My Pants Just A Tiny Bit During That Meeting This Morning&#034;</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18046</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh dear lord, has anyone watched the Video preview?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear lord, has anyone watched the Video preview?</p>
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		<title>By: paula</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18047</link>
		<dc:creator>paula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thank god you live on the other side of the bqe.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thank god you live on the other side of the bqe.</p>
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		<title>By: Billy Bathgate</title>
		<link>http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/03/28/thank-god-you-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-18048</link>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bathgate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Thank God My Anus is Fist-Sized&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#034;Thank God My Anus is Fist-Sized&#034;</p>
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