April 2, 2007 4:50 pm
Dustin Chinn
Dustin Chinn
He's dismissed the Geneva Conventions as "quaint" and has an extremely selective memory when it comes to personnel decisions. Rising from humble roots as the son of immigrant parents to become then-Governor Bush's legal counsel, he'll go down in history as That Guy We'll Try Not To Mention During Hispanic Heritage Month.
Beleaguered Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is so radioactive even to members of his own party that we just had to make him the subject of this Week's Caption Challenge.
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Having failed to persuade the House Committee with his Jedi Quote Retraction Trick, Alberto Gonzales is sentenced to death by Sarlacc Pit.
Do you think this rug clashes with my obstruction of justice?
Is that Bush standing behind his man? Oh, it's just flags.
Even Verizon won't back him up.
Even though he sent his own resignation in 3 weeks ago, he can't recall and had nothing to do with it.
Even though he sent his own resignation in 3 weeks ago, he can't recall and had nothing to do with it.
And the cheese stands alone.
Alberto is just too embarrassed to tell the truth: That his firing binge happened during a drunken veiwing of The Apprentice.