Comments on: CC InDecider Caption Challenge – Alberto Gonzales http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/ The blog by and for comedy nerds. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:14:18 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Cearryfef http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17657 Cearryfef Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:35:17 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17657 wow !! its very reasonable point of view. Nice post. realy good post thx :-) wow !!

its very reasonable point of view.

Nice post.

realy good post

thx :-)

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]]> By: Robby Daniel http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17659 Robby Daniel Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:52:04 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17659 I'm-not really this short first thing in the morning... It's from carrying the weight of-all the crap Rummy & Dick make-me say that's squashing-me down... I'm-not really this short first thing in the morning… It's from carrying the weight of-all the crap Rummy & Dick make-me say that's squashing-me down…

]]> By: sex positions http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17660 sex positions Sun, 27 May 2007 03:38:06 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17660 Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate. Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.

]]> By: penis enlargement http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17661 penis enlargement Thu, 24 May 2007 09:47:01 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17661 Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate. Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.

]]> By: SeymourFubar III http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17662 SeymourFubar III Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:24:28 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17662 I would like to thank my cousin Manuel for doing that recount. I would like to thank my cousin Manuel for doing that recount.

]]> By: J Keefe http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17663 J Keefe Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:54:36 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17663 Absolutely not. In the process of drafting the new amnesty provisions our study data consistently showed that skilled professionals, for example, interior designers, had little or no interest in working in the United States. Absolutely not. In the process of drafting the new amnesty provisions our study data consistently showed that skilled professionals, for example, interior designers, had little or no interest in working in the United States.

]]> By: Erik http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-31/#comment-17664 Erik Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:39:43 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17664 It depends on the definition of "fired". I'll actually just be moving offices and working next to Donald.. It depends on the definition of "fired". I'll actually just be moving offices and working next to Donald..

]]> By: android http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17665 android Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:05:38 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17665 I'm standing on my xk-12 modulator an I'm about to blow up the constitution it's blocking my view of supression and human dispairity. I'm standing on my xk-12 modulator an I'm about to blow up the constitution it's blocking my view of supression and human dispairity.

]]> By: andy http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17666 andy Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:47:06 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17666 Stich-o-myth-i-a no it's stich-a-rug-i-a Stich-o-myth-i-a no it's stich-a-rug-i-a

]]> By: andy http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17667 andy Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:11:30 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17667 As you can see the 5th admendment flows from my feet into this glorious montage of abysmal aberration an absoulutism. As you can see the 5th admendment flows from my feet into this glorious montage of abysmal aberration an absoulutism.

]]> By: leith http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17668 leith Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:49:48 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17668 For daily sweeping and brushing up of crumbs and litter; For the convenience of caring for the hundred and one sweeping requirements that hardly call for a powerful sucking machine. It's for these reasons that Alberto Gonzales The Carpet Sweeper, has been President Bushes cleaning stand by for over thirteen years. Used in connection with Karl "The Vacuum" Rove the powerful sucking machine you have the efficient, sanitary, and easy cleaning combination,the famous Republican Power machine. For daily sweeping and brushing up of crumbs and litter; For the convenience of caring for the hundred and one sweeping requirements that hardly call for a powerful sucking machine. It's for these reasons that Alberto Gonzales

The Carpet Sweeper, has been President Bushes cleaning stand by for over thirteen years.

Used in connection with Karl "The Vacuum" Rove the powerful sucking machine you have the efficient, sanitary, and easy cleaning combination,the famous Republican Power machine.

]]> By: notKeith http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17669 notKeith Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:41:02 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17669 I'm here today to tell you that I don't recall being radioactive. And I also don't recall when this carpet started glowing. I'm here today to tell you that I don't recall being radioactive. And I also don't recall when this carpet started glowing.

]]> By: android http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17670 android Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:37:35 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17670 (correction to my competitiveness)Compelling enough I stand here rapping like Karl. Give me some illegals some sloppy assed beagles,something fine assed and regal,we don't do nothin illegal,we hide from the consittution to avoid retribution from our insittution,as sleessy as seems I absorbe lite from these beams,this rap makes me hungry for kripsy creams. (correction to my competitiveness)Compelling enough I stand here rapping like Karl. Give me some illegals some sloppy assed beagles,something fine assed and regal,we don't do nothin illegal,we hide from the consittution to avoid retribution from our insittution,as sleessy as seems I absorbe lite from these beams,this rap makes me hungry for kripsy creams.

]]> By: Anonymous http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17671 Anonymous Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:36:48 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17671 (correction to my competitiveness)Compelling enough I stand here rapping like Karl. Give me some illegals some sloppy assed beagles,something fine assed and regal,we don't do nothin illegal,we hide from the consittution to avoid retribution from our insittution,as sleessy as seems I absorbe lite from these beams,this rap makes me hungry for kripsy creams. (correction to my competitiveness)Compelling enough I stand here rapping like Karl. Give me some illegals some sloppy assed beagles,something fine assed and regal,we don't do nothin illegal,we hide from the consittution to avoid retribution from our insittution,as sleessy as seems I absorbe lite from these beams,this rap makes me hungry for kripsy creams.

]]> By: android http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17672 android Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:01:21 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17672 My competitiveness compells me to stand and rap like Karl.So give me some illigals some sloppy assed beagles,something fine ass and regal we don't do nothing legal.bitches My competitiveness compells me to stand and rap like Karl.So give me some illigals some sloppy assed beagles,something fine ass and regal we don't do nothing legal.bitches

]]> By: JL http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17673 JL Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:48:15 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17673 Alberto says: I'm just a minority scapegoat that's used as a pawn by the fascist and totalitarian banking regime that has hijacked and controlled this nation of ours since 1913. Look, the banking elite of the world have a lot invested in destroying the countries and peoples of the world. They create fiat money, write blank checks to control others and fund both sides of every war. What's wrong with everybody? Alberto says: I'm just a minority scapegoat that's used as a pawn by the fascist and totalitarian banking regime that has hijacked and controlled this nation of ours since 1913. Look, the banking elite of the world have a lot invested in destroying the countries and peoples of the world. They create fiat money, write blank checks to control others and fund both sides of every war. What's wrong with everybody?

]]> By: Anonymous http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-30/#comment-17674 Anonymous Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:37:17 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17674 While your staring into to my magic kaleidoscope I'll be staring at your phone records,your e-mails,your bank accounts,your sock drawer for any of that leftover gonga from friday night. While your staring into to my magic kaleidoscope I'll be staring at your phone records,your e-mails,your bank accounts,your sock drawer for any of that leftover gonga from friday night.

]]> By: Jim Andrus http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-29/#comment-17675 Jim Andrus Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:11:12 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17675 A. G. Alberto Gonzales belts out the Billie Holiday classic "It's a Sin to Tell a Lie" on "American Idol" and gets flogged like a pinata by every judge. A. G. Alberto Gonzales belts out the Billie Holiday classic "It's a Sin to Tell a Lie" on "American Idol" and gets flogged like a pinata by every judge.

]]> By: Jim Andrus http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/comment-page-29/#comment-17676 Jim Andrus Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:53:30 +0000 http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2007/04/02/cc-indecider-caption-challenge-alberto-gonzales/#comment-17676 A. G. Alberto Gonzales announces his search for a partner to compete in "Dancing with the Truth" on the Hill, but no one will touch him. A. G. Alberto Gonzales announces his search for a partner to compete in "Dancing with the Truth" on the Hill, but no one will touch him.

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