posted by: Dennis DiClaudio

Indecider

So many great jokes this week. This was difficult for us.

Gonzales_floor

"Look into the center of the rug. You're getting sleepy…
sleepy. When I clap my hands, you will not remember a Constitution."

Submitted by Bill McKinley.

Runners Up:

  • Having failed to persuade the House Committee with his Jedi
    Quote Retraction Trick, Alberto Gonzales is sentenced to death by Sarlacc Pit. (Samm)
  • "I can, however, confirm that I have had a memory
    wipe…memory wipe…memory wipe. Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer,
    do…" (Caryn)
  • "Before we start, may I please have security collect
    all note pads and recording devices?" (azenkid)
  • "The designer said this rug would create the illusion
    of integrity." (Josiah McCorkle)
  • "So, without further adieu, please welcome back to the White
    House, the Mistakes Were Made Dancers." (MHenn)

Thanks to everyone who participated. You can see all the captions here. And here's a gallery of previous caption challenge winners.

 

Comments (3)

Posted by SeymourFubar III on April 18, 2007 at 1:53 pm

…and I would like to thank my cousin Manuel for doing that Manuel recount.


Posted by Dana Evans on April 10, 2007 at 12:10 am

"Damn … I wish I could have talked george into going hunting."


Posted by Groucho's Ghost on April 9, 2007 at 4:20 pm

Wish I had thought of this one sooner.

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The correct answer is: He must acquit.

The correct answer is: He must acquit.

And the question is: Why is Alberto Gonzales drawing unemployment pay?


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