WINNER CC InDecider Caption Challenge – Alberto Gonzales

So many great jokes this week. This was difficult for us.

"Look into the center of the rug. You're getting sleepy…
sleepy. When I clap my hands, you will not remember a Constitution."
Submitted by Bill McKinley.

Runners Up:

• Having failed to persuade the House Committee with his Jedi
  Quote Retraction Trick, Alberto Gonzales is sentenced to death by Sarlacc Pit. (Samm)
• "I can, however, confirm that I have had a memory
  wipe…memory wipe…memory wipe. Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer,
  do…" (Caryn)
• "Before we start, may I please have security collect
  all note pads and recording devices?" (azenkid)
• "The designer said this rug would create the illusion
  of integrity." (Josiah McCorkle)
• "So, without further adieu, please welcome back to the White
  House, the Mistakes Were Made Dancers." (MHenn)

Thanks to everyone who participated. You can see all the captions here. And here's a gallery of previous caption challenge winners.