Colbert2Chew on this: the Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company published the results of a survey about student stress and study habits, because if there's anything that moves gum, it's social scientific data. Among male respondents, Stephen Colbert topped the list of fantasy study partners they'd most like to have during finals, edging out Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson*.

Interestingly, The Colbert Report host managed to rank a mere fourth place with the ladies, placing lower than both Oprah and Hillary Clinton.

*Never attended college, though must possess a keen enough intellect to capture the attention of proto-nerd Woody Allen.

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