Write The Next Will Ferrell Movie

You've heard how hard it is to get a movie made in Hollywood. You've got to know the right people, sleep with the right people, and somehow convince Brian Grazer that Spacecamp II was HIS brilliant idea!! But CollegeHumor.com is making it easy for anyone to pitch the next box office comedy success, combining Will Ferrell's starpower and the right formula of wacky antics and fringe activity. Check out the Will Ferrell Movie Generator. Then just keep "writing" until you find the perfect project for Will and the gang. Like these:

Will Ferrell plays Harold Crawford, an egotistical, obnoxious javelin tosser at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Jon Favreau, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Harold Crawford's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows, "Your wildebeest is luscious, like Kyle's burning pirate!" After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Jason Bateman and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious – but not without learning a thing or two about friendship. Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Returns: $43.1 million.

Will Ferrell plays Skip Westan, an egotistical, obnoxious demolition derby driver at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Vince Vaughn, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Skip Westan's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows, "Arduous Odin's mysterious banjo! My eye is gallivanting like a wrench!" After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Owen Wilson and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious – but not without learning a thing or two about friendship. Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Returns: $47.5 million.

Will Ferrell plays Turk Simmons, an egotistical, obnoxious marbles champion at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Mike Ditka, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Turk Simmons's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows, "Your dagger is a fig, a tactless fig!" After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by David Koechner and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious – but not without learning a thing or two about friendship. Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Returns: $52.5 million.

(See also: B-Movie Generator, Late Night Cable Plot Generator, Steven Seagal Plot Generator and the Automatic Script Treatment Generator.)