Indecider

Nearly 500 captions this week! Holy sh*t, you guys are on fire! Thanks to everyone who participated. We had a really difficult time narrowing down the captions to the ones below. Take a look at the original post to see what everyone else came up with.

The faint figure of a malevolent spirit, purported to be the Vice-President, can be seen to the left of President Bush.
Submitted by Dy Cymraes.

Runners Up:

  • "Stick to the script, George, and we won't have to go quail hunting." (anonymous)
  • Off in the distance, the feral Cheney stalks through the fauna; Careful, confident and deadly. Its prey has congregated to a podium and is lost in it, like many before it, and is unaware to the danger that awaits it. (Russell Purdy)
  • During today's Rose Garden speech, Dick Cheney is unexpectedly activated. (paul)
  • "The Vice President would have been happy to address you himself, but as you know, direct sunlight is fatal to Mr. Cheney." (Josh Pencola)
  • His popularity slipping with every word uttered, Mr. Bush began to panic — but then he glanced over his right shoulder, and there he was — with his cute pudgy cheeks and his adorable black suit. He had decided to show up, after all! (Christopher)

Here's a gallery of previous caption challenge winners.

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