For this week's caption challenge, we have a very special surprise: our close personal friend, the Reverend Al Sharpton!

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In order to break the world record for "Longest Press Conference", Rev. Al Sharpton unveiled his new wearable podium.
It's a dick in a box!
"I am Sharp-Ton, the all forgiving. Give me a quarter and I will entertain your apology."
Danger, Hill Clinton! Danger!