Patton Oswalt's Blind Item: Soupy Sales?
Patton Oswalt posted something on his blog yesterday that is both an inspirational anecdote for aspiring comics and a juicy comedy-gossip blind-item:
The national headliner was sitting in the living room, silently. He had been waiting for me.
"I went into your room," he said.
I said, "Oh."
"The
clock radio in my bedroom only has one alarm. Yours has two alarms and
a snooze option. So I swapped them out. I wanted to make sure you
knew what I did, so I've been waiting here."I said, "Oh."
"I mean, you realize, me being the headliner, you having two alarms and a snooze option, as the emcee, is unfair." Now that I write this, I remember now that he stressed the word "unfair".
For the valuable lesson Patton gleaned from the encounter, along with two more affirmations, click here for the full-post. After that, drop your guess as to who the unnamed douche-y roommate might have been in the comments.
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